by: Izzy Sommers

Professor Peter Petulant told us
Temerity can be tumultuous,
Sincerity can be presumptuous
And anonymity, anonymous.
Foreclosure frequently forestalls filet,
While wasting waffles westernizes whey.
Delinquent debutantes donate the day
When African Afghanis are away.
Suppose some pantyhose proposed Pierre
As Chairman of the Chesterfield & Chair.
Cantankerous calliopes compete
For fibrillating frivolous defeat.
Such silly sonnets and their sonneteers
Reduce reviewing editors to tears.