Dupree and Me
A Single Sentence Silly Sonnet
By Izzy Sommers
Completely stripped of dignity, Dupree
Attempted to effect a pirouette,
His tail between his legs preventing him
Escaping from the gym, where Jim had told
The supervisor that he’d peed upon the lawn
In view of Madame Ester Louder Tan
Convincing sex prevaricators he
Could outperform a purring cat and still
Invert an introverted extravert
Before he’d say, “Hey! Nay!” and break the code
Of silent snorers who repeatedly
Assimilated Himalayan goats
Instead of keeping track of calories
Or writing Shakespeare sonnet prophesies.
THE END
© Izzy Sommers
Tax Time Crunch, 2008
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